*moves into 804 in June, living room is completely trashed with random tenant’s stuff**9 months later, living room looks exactly the same*
**No vacuum? Use tape to pick up lint off carpet**
”Sweet! Amazon shipment came with a free disposable trashbox!”
*Full cabinet of clean plates**still microwaves on napkins to avoid cleanup*
**too lazy to wash cutting board**
**wipes down counter and cuts raw meat on counter**
*doesn’t have oven mitt**folds up paper towel four times and wets it to use as an oven mitt*
